"Oh, you're gonna buy a goldfish? You need to make sure to get Norman's Goldfish food or it'll die in like a week ... Trust me."
"Oh, you're going to Olive Garden tonight, you have to try the Pasta De Olive Gardene. It's the best dish there ... Trust me."
Why do we always have to please these people? Would it hurt to just say, "I would prefer to buy the cheap Goldfish food because that's how long they live anyway."
"Thanks but I would like to try a different kind of pasta. They do have 50 different items for a reason. It's because more people eat at Olive Garden than just you and your submissive friends and family."
But alas, as this person told me about the only website any person should ever use for blogging, I found myself saying, "Oh yeah, I'll have to use it then... if it's that good."
Of course I found a better website but for the sake of agreeing with someone to retain a somewhat civil working relationship and the fact that the person who suggested it was my boss, he thinks I'm going to use his website. So for the rest of my career under his "tutelage" I must say I decided not to do a blog because it takes too much work or it's against my religion or something. And so begins my blog, I hope you enjoy.